We don’t hear much about Winona Ryder anymore. Every since her shoplifting conviction a few years ago the actress has pretty much stayed under the Hollywood radar. She’s shown up to the appropriate events here and there so as not to become totally irrelevant, but she’s certainly not an “it” girl anymore. And though she’s got a few decent sounding movies coming up, it appears Winona seems to think her life has sunk a lot deeper than it has, because she’s indulged in one of the lowest forms of desperation known to womankind: she’s dating Tom Green.
Movie beauty Winona Ryder has found love with Drew Barrymore’s comedian ex-husband Tom Green, according to reports.
The pair was spotted cuddling up at a Hollywood bar last week (13Au08), and pals insist an odd romance is blossoming – just weeks after Ryder split with rocker boyfriend Blake Sennett.
A source tells the National Enquirer, “Winona didn’t waste any time. She and Tom were all over each other, laughing and carrying on.”
Green was married to Barrymore from 2001 to 2002. Ryder has a long list of exes, including Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, Dave Grohl, Dave Pirner and David Duchovny.
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Shudder. Dating Tom Green is like declaring to the world, “I have no options left and no faith in myself!” It’s the female equivalent of dating Shauna Sand or Phoebe Price. Actually it’s worse, because those two women are still semi/sorta/barely relevant, whereas I’d bet if you stopped twelve random people on the street no one would even remember who Tom Green was. Winona please. You have oodles of talent. You generally conduct yourself with decorum, the whole stealing-stuff-you- can-afford issue aside. This is lower than crime. This is lower than jail. You’re worth more than this. Steal yourself a better date.
Note by Celebitchy: Credit goes to this week’s National Enquirer for this news, which I don’t doubt. The Enquirer gets a lot of exclusives that have turned out to be spot on.
Here’s Winona leaving the Crown Lounge on the night in question. No that dude is NOT a suddenly better looking Tom Green. I was hopeful too for a minute there. Images thanks to WENN.
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